Sex Toy Review: Prelude Enema Bulb by Aneros

The Prelude Enema Bulb by Aneros

This past weekend I had the pleasure of having my own booth at the Everything to Do with Sex Show. Something that really pleased me was that the first thing that sold out at my booth was the Aneros Helix Syn V. I like to think that my review helped play a role in that, but I must stay humble for my branding. Even more surprising was the fact that a majority of the men that bought the Syn V were straight men. Probably because their girlfriends were withholding sex unless they bought something for their ass. It got me thinking that maybe the hetero boys are getting more and more in to anal. So I was very happy to find in my mail, after a weekend of catering to straight boys and their anal cravings, an enema bulb from Aneros. Was this a sign? Did the cosmos want me to dive deep and talk about the wonders of the rectal cavity? I mean, I’m happy to do it any day of the year. It just seemed like the universe really wanted me to do this. So let’s go! Here’s a review of the newest douche from Aneros.

Judging the Book by Its Cover

First I want to say how much I love Aneros. I can’t sing their praises enough. Even the effort that goes through in their packaging is enough to make me want to bottom for this brand. The gift wrap and the little goodies that came with it was so impressive. I find a red box in my mail, filled with red and black confetti. Hiding deep within the recesses of the paper was the Prelude accompanied by a handwritten letter, a press release, and neat little enamel pin of a prostate hugging the Syn V. Awww!

Prelude Anal Rinsing Kit

There’s nothing extraordinary about the actual package itself, so I’m going to skip straight to the exterior of the douche. It’s advertised as “soft velvet silicone” and holy shit is it soft! It almost feels like velour or silk or some other textile I want to rub my face in. The black nozzle is quite genius in its design; it’s a simple push to install, and pull out to refill. I was also looking for the hole in the nozzle because I thought I was going crazy when I didn’t see one. Turns out that it opens up only when squeezed. This is so that it prevents backflow. You don’t want your runny douche water coming back in to the douche. I know we should recycle, but douche water is not one of them. Not much else to go in to detail because what you see is what you get, so let’s get douching.

Let’s Give It a Spin

The Prelude is able to fill itself with a modest 10 fl oz. Normally I like something that’s able to hold more water, but after using the Prelude I discovered that I actually don’t need all that much, and here’s why. Traditional douches have always been simple in design. Bulb, nozzle, fill with water, squeeze, and repeat. To all my bottoms out there, you know the struggle of the constant refilling after one large squeeze. The constant disassembly and reassembly almost makes bottoming not even worth it. So when I tried the Prelude, I was pleased to see how well it held the water without filling up with air again. The Prelude is designed so that with those 10 fl oz you’re able to get the most out of every squeeze rather than filling up the bulb, using only a portion of the water, and repeating the process. I was able to get out at least 4 squeezes in one single fill. Time saver!

Now keep in mind that this is a beginner friendly douche. Your average/noob bottom will need to clean out the first couple of inches of the rectum to get ready for anal play. For those who are ready for a Jim Henson style play, this isn’t going to cut it. I like the Prelude because it let’s me clean out more efficiently with less effort. This is just enough for taking a regular sized dick up the ass. Deeper play may require you to buy a shower hose, or hit up your local fire department and see if they can crack open a fire hydrant for you. If you’re thinking that you’re not clean enough, don’t even stress over it girl. The first few inches is all you need, and if you’re like me where fiber is your soul mate, then those 4 squeezes should get you where you need to go in seconds flat. But if you’re not like me and you need a little more effort in cleaning your basement, I can assure you that you’ll get cleaner faster than if you were to use any regular douche. And like with any douche, you can turn the nozzle upside down for storage and bring it with you to the next stranger’s home. I was in and out of the bathroom in about 5 mins which gave him enough time to get hard and get in me. Basically I turned from a hot fudge sundae to a marble dance floor in record time.

Final Thoughts

God damn it, Aneros. You’ve impressed me yet again. This is one of the best douches I’ve had in my hands since I choke fucked my ex-boyfriend. Soft, compact, functional, and effective, the Prelude is a must-have for any anal play connoisseur. I’m ready to get my ass ate all over again.

Summary

I give this toy 5 jizz stains out of 5 (💦•💦•💦•💦•💦)

Pros: Smooth texture, easy to pack and travel with, and effective with using every drop of water. Also it’s just very comfortable.

Cons: No cons. Very good douche. Douche-tastic. Enem-azing

Highlights: I seriously can’t get over how it doesn’t inflate after a squeeze. I have felt the consequences of a douche suction, and let me tell you… I do not wish it on my worst enemy.

Room for improvement: I would love it if it could hold more water, but that’s just a preference. Also I understand that the nozzle is designed in such a way that keeps air from coming in while squeezing, but it does make it somewhat difficult, but not impossible, to reinsert. I think that just takes some getting used to.

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